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Morons with Microphones: The Pre-Cancelled Podcast

Welcome to the Pre-Cancelled Podcast, where two guys who met in recovery and somehow survived their own stupidity tackle everything society throws at us. From politics and dating to business and why Michael can’t take a joke (and Bobby can’t stop making them), we’re here to riff, rant, and occasionally make a decent point.

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Bad Jokes Bobby Regrets

What’s This All About?

2 Guys 1 Cup Mic

We’re Michael and Bobby, two longtime friends with wildly different lives but one shared goal: to talk about literally everything. From the deep (politics, society, parenting) to the ridiculous (dating fails, AI nightmares, Bobby’s jokes), this podcast is our way of making sense of the chaos—one conversation at a time.

Want to know more? Watch our intro video.

“Someday, Spotify… someday.”

“Pending approval from the Apple overlords.”

“Not in Jeff Bezos’ orbit yet.”

“Not enough dance moves for this.”

“Broadcasting to Area 51 soon.”

Two Peas in a Very Odd Pod

Michael & Bobby: Surprisingly Similar, Sometimes Funny

Michael and Bobby aren’t your typical duo—tech and construction might sound like opposites, but these two have a knack for blending their worlds (and their humor). Both have dabbled in each other’s trades, bringing sharp minds and sharp wit to every conversation. Whether it’s AI, drywall, or why pineapple doesn’t belong on pizza, they tackle it all with a mix of brains, laughs, and a little chaos.

Bobby Builder of Walls, Breaker of Jokes

Michael JoPa Builder of Systems, Breaker of Tangents

Join the Fun

Subscribe and Watch the Madness Unfold!

We’re not experts, but we sure act like it! Dive into our chaotic blend of humor, hot takes, and random tangents on YouTube. Whether you’re here for the laughs or the (occasional) deep insight, there’s something for everyone—or at least that’s what we tell ourselves.

The Podcast That Keeps You Talking

Pre-Cancelled and Proud

We’re not afraid to push buttons, ruffle feathers, and dive headfirst into the conversations most people avoid. Love us or hate us, we promise one thing—you’ll keep coming back for more. After all, if you’re not offending someone, are you even podcasting?

Unapologetically Honest

No sugar-coating here. We say what we think, and sometimes we regret it… but only sometimes.

Hot Takes Incoming

From politics to pop culture, we bring the heat—and occasionally burn ourselves.

Always Unfiltered

Raw, real, and probably too much information. You’ve been warned.

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